without the drill sergeant energy
Bringing Order to Chaos
Systems That Flow Like Your Favorite BEVVIE
Think of me as your fairy biz-mother who transforms your scattered spreadsheets and forgotten follow-ups into seamless systems that work while you sleep.
I'm that friend who eats the same breakfast seven days a week and has a set lunch rotation—not because I lack creativity, but because I understand the power of eliminating decision fatigue. This same approach is how I view business systems: create simple, repeatable processes that free your brain for the work that actually matters.
At night, you'll find me falling asleep with my nose in a non-fiction book on my Kindle—constantly absorbing new ideas that might just make their way into your business strategy.
And yes, I'm the person who once mistook a Negroni for a Cosmo on a ship from Italy to Greece, nearly spitting it on the bartender—only to have it become my signature cocktail years later. Life's funny that way, and systems can be too. They might seem bitter at first taste, but once you develop a palate for them, you'll wonder how you ever lived without them.
I'm Lauren, the systems specialist who brings equal parts analytical strategy and aesthetic magic to your behind-the-scenes business operations.
The Woman Behind the Systems Magic
My Systems Philosophy
After a decade in the restaurant industry, I learned that exceptional experiences don't happen by accident—they're designed. Whether I was creating server section assignments for a fancy cocktail bar in Columbus or developing a custom Excel calculator for a high-end automobile financial company (saving them from calculating end-of-lease billing BY HAND, can you imagine???) I've always been the one spotting the unnecessarily difficult things and making them work smarter.
- Feel intuitive to YOU and your unique business
- Create breathing room in your day
- Deliver exceptional experiences to your clients
- Look as beautiful as they function
You won't get a drill sergeant here. You'll get someone who listens to what makes you nervous about technology and helps you build confidence with systems that actually make sense for your business.
My clients say I'm "calm and grounding"—that you feel more centered just being around me. That's exactly the energy I bring to your systems too. Amid the chaos of entrepreneurship, your business processes should be the steady, reliable foundation you can always count on.
And yes, you'll get plenty of Loom videos. Because there's nothing worse than implementing a new system and then forgetting how to use it two weeks later.
How We'll Work Together
Let'S GO
Let's transform your behind-the-scenes chaos into streamlined simplicity that gives you back your time and peace of mind.
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